Saturday, June 25, 2011

Vote for Pedro – Show your Dynamite Love!

Who’s the next president of the United States going to be? Well diversity taught us a big time lesson during the last election, and now we are here to tell you that it can indeed show us who we are casting our name for in the Write-in ballot for the 2012 presidential elections: PEDRO. The first Hispanic president of the United States of America!

That’s right – we are bringing back one of the most classic of all low budget PG13 rated comedies to ever grace the silver screen: Napoleon Dynamite. But it’s up to YOU to help us get Pedro elected into office! That’s why there’s never been a better time to get reconnFilm poster for Napoleon Dynamite - Copyright ...Image via Wikipediaected with this cult classic than there is now!

Pedro NEEDS your support and you can help him get more votes by sporting a classy Vote for Pedro T-Shirt today! Imagine if there were vending machines at all workplaces, freedom and equality in ALL lunchrooms and extended work breaks – or recesses – for all AMERICANS.

Boy is Pedro sounding like the ideal president – shorn skull, fake wig, mustache and all!

While we are busy reliving the adventure that made us laugh-out-loud (lol) more times than we care to admit – let’s take a stroll down Napoleon Dynamite memory lane for a tad bit.

Top Ten Most Memorable Moments in Napoleon Dynamite
1. When Uncle Rico tosses a raw steak at Napoleon, smacking him in the face with a resounding THWACK!
2. Uncle Rico’s many hilarious antics with filming himself throwing the football and his unrelenting homage to his wife-beater van.
3. Napoleon: “I used a flipping 12 gauge – GEEZ!”
4. REXKWANDO!
5. The infamous final dance routine by Mr. Dynamite.
6. The hidden Kip “I love technology” wedding song after the final credits.
7. Napoleon: “You know, like nunchaku skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills. Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills."
8. Grandma: “Knock it off, Napoleon! Just make yourself a dang quesa-dilluh!”
9. Napoleon: “That’s like a dollar an hour!”

And the number ONE most memorable moment goes to KIP: “Your Mom Goes to College!”

Check out the Video of this HILARIOUS moment!



And now – drum roll please – here is your only reason why you ever need to Vote for Pedro for president, in the future commander in chief’s own words: “Vote for me … and all of your wildest dreams will come true!”

Show your support for Pedro with our awesome Reasons to Vote for Pedro T-Shirts!